Monday, November 28, 2005

Futuristic Mumbo Jumbo

I'm tired of having to use the date and time that it is currently when I post on the blog, so I've decided to pick a "random" date of the future and write about what I think I will be doing that day:

Dear Norweigan,

This is the Norweigan from near Christmas past. I am guessing that on the day marked at the bottom of this post, you will be turning another year older. I suspect you will be drinking either beer or hard liquor. You will also be really cool. You will probably start dancing by the end of the day in rhythmic white steps that are considered by most to be distasteful. Thank you.

~The Norweigan

6 comments:

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

Ahh, finally...a civil and most brilliant post. I applaud you polaciwegianirish man.

Bobe said...

the end of the prophecy should involve nudity, shouldn't it? That's a pretty sure bet as well.

CL80N said...

Nudity is not at the end, but at the begining.

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

This damn comment's goin' to stay up on top til March 2006. This is your greatest conquest of the Blog. Once again, I applaud Ben.

Aryan Nation said...

If you do it right Clay, nudity is at both ends.

Bobe said...

Ok, I'm tired of seeing this post every time I get on here you filthy Norwegian, and I'm not waiting till next march to get rid of it. Prepare to feel the power of the blog despot...