Monday, December 05, 2005

Squirrels make me uncomfortable


...and now I know why. Read this article and tell me that you won't be carrying a shotgun with you on your morning walk in the park. All those squirrels at Clemson are just biding their time. As weakened and wussified as the campus is at Emory I'm surprised they haven't attacked already.

And this one is even better...

4 comments:

Bendowsky said...

Bob,

You have too much time on your hands. (Clayton, you do too.) Bob, I recommend that you raise animals instead of looking for ridiculous news articles about them. But seriously, squirrel tastes better when it is free-ranged rather than crack-ranged.

~The Happy Norweigan (play on The Happy Farmer)

The Large Irishman said...

I have seen and heard of many things but that definitely takes the cake. Canicidal tree rats indeed.

Aryan Nation said...

It appears you should have been focusing on squirrels instead of raccoons, Irishman.

Bob, our hunting trip is now going to focus on the little killers instead of turkeys. We start immediatly, hunter safety course be damned.

Aryan Nation said...

You think maybe they were Korean squirrels just looking for some Korean food?