Hello, all you fellow Clemson alumni who like to drink beer. I thought that I'd warn you about a new "dead horse" that I've decided to beat. That's right, no more talk of the American system and my contradictory farming lifestyle next time that you talk to me. I've just discovered that amalgum fillings could be hazardous to one's health, simply because they have mercury in them. I, of course, have about 10 so I have reason to worry. And worry I shall when I see or talk to any of you in the near future. This is fair warning. This ends this quasi-public announcement.
~The Mortequinus* Norweigan
(*Dead Horse...well sort of)
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your head is an amalgam filling
Yeah, and this explains the shoe incident. It doesn't quite explain the following belt incident, but we'll keep working on that one.
Definitely gave up on an answer for that belt shzzit you pulled on us many ages ago.
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