Friday, April 28, 2006

Meet My Girl... Oh, Wait?

As some of you probably already know, I am dating someone. So, I figured it was time to show you a picture of her. So just click on the title. We are very happy! She has an identical twin sister who is single... Anyone interested? Busted.... Emphasis on the "BUST!"

4 comments:

Bobe said...

I didn't wnat to be the one to tell you buddy, but I think she's cheating on you with Timmy...

John said...

Tim, you jerk! I told you she had a twin sister! WHY!! WHY did you steal my woman! Burn in heck!!

John said...

David, um... Yeah, that isn't really Loren. Sorry! Her identity will remain a mystery to you just I will always remain a mystery to you. And if you call me Napoleon (not No-Poe-Leen), I'll kill you till you die from it.

Aryan Nation said...

I knew this was fake. No way could John ever get a girl this hot. Its why he's studying to become a doctor. Only then might he get woman who won't mind his public displays of boy shorts and hairy ass....and the king kong sized nipples.