Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Sausage Party in the Woods




After a long hiatus, I have returned. You ask, “where’s Joey? Has he abandoned the brethren? Does he have Gatorade bottle Envy?” All not true. I return after much tribulation and persecution from our T1 network. So what has he experienced in his sabbatical work?

  1. Thames found his manhood, and it’s still in his pants.
  2. Britney will find mine in 408 hours.
  3. I bought an iPod.
  4. I got a new job
  5. I’m benching 135 right now

June 10th is coming and you all better arrive.

More importantly (to you men) is June 8th, the bachelor party. Planned events include: A dance off between George and James involving a chocolate box and a belt (only), Tim kissing YOUR arm (starts at 2:00am), EITHER Johnny or Fat Hobbit passing out and throwing up in YOUR lap, KEG STANDS! and finally a mud wraaastlin’ contest between Ryan Mac and Sam Elder. Call Clayton to reserve your seat.

PS, More pictures to come...

7 comments:

Aryan Nation said...

Whats the new job?

Let me be the first to welcome you into the iPod family.

Bobe said...

1.good question blake (new job?).
2.I also am an ipodist.
3.My hand is raised in dissappointment at parts of Joey's post.
4.I can't wait to raise it again on June 8.

Aryan Nation said...

My disappointment is in Sam. In his drunken stupor it appears he left his face in the toilet bowl way too long.

It also appears that he is dancing with himself. Sam, alcohol and Billy Idol do not mix no matter what Germy says.

CL80N said...

B/c it may not be untill after the wedding before Jo-Jo is able to reply, I thought I would fill you guys in on the fact that our little yellow friend is now "Pricipal Joseph Thames." I jest not!

Aryan Nation said...

Principal of what?

The Large Irishman said...

Yes congratulations Joey, and Blake you can sit on your thumb. My face was nowhere near a toilet bowl that night. And I'm in Russia right now and I plan on bringing some genuine Potato juice to this here shindig. So if I don't show up it means I got caught. Hope that doesn't happen.

Aryan Nation said...

Then what the hell is that giant ring on your face?

And who made Joey principal?