Calling all sausages. For our eager, intense, ablazing, anxious, athirst, burning, fervent, glowing, hot, impatient, impetuous, keen, intent, solicitous, longing Irish friend, one Saint Samuel Elder, we stand and solute thy name with a toast, a boast, and a roast. Yes boys, I speak of gathering in honor and celebration of our Irish crony with a beer, a laughter of Sam's past, and some good Irish pub grub.
Sausage Man-Shower
What to Bring: A present to fill the tool box or the liquor cabinet
When to Attend: Friday, July 21, 2006. 7:00pm -
Where to Be: Dougal McGuire's Irish Pub 1565 Laurens Rd, Greenville 864-232-9010(Bring your singing voices and pint glasses)
What to Wear: Man Attire (those clothes your wife hates, but you like to show off)
RSVP to bringyoursausage@seven.orgy
BRING ONE SAINT, BRING ALL SAINTS!
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You can click on the Dougal McGuire Name to see more. See you July 21.
I already counted you out, Benedict Arnold.
Sorry that I can't make it either. I will try as hard as possible to make it to the wedding Sambo. Hopefully drunk as well. Then David and I can have a puking contest. David can probably get me on distance, but I'm pretty sure I've got him on volume.
I will also be out of town, which really sucks bc I wanted to puke all over you when you weren't in a tux. Alas, I guess I'll have to ruin your tux. Make sure to get the $5 damage waiver.
I'll be drunk, too. I guess.
Hear ye hear ye, all attendees arriving drunk are welcome; all attendees vomiting will be soundly thrashed; all attendees projecting their vomitus at guests (and or the groom) will be soundly thrashed and beaten with proverbial rubber hose. So let it be written so let it be done.
I like the pictures... party attendance is still up in the air.
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