Friday, July 28, 2006

The Unveiling

What: A wake for the living, a party to send Sam off into unknown territory with as much pomp as possible.

Where: The Hall of Men (Joey’s old place, 405 Brown Rd., Pendleton, SC, now the home of the right honorable George Randolph Elder and J. Wade Millsaps, esq.).

When: The night of Thursday, August 3, from 6:00 pm till the fun runs out.

Beer from the tap, fine tobacco, and Barbecue will be provided, as well as lodging for those of weak constitution.

Let me know at
roelder@emory.edu (or in the comments) if you plan to come, and use your judgment guided by experience and invite those who I haven’t included here.

I remain,
Ed. Elder

10 comments:

CL80N said...

Unfortunately, it looks as if my V-time at work has been maxed out till Christmas... but I will be up Friday night if anybody is up for a re-peat! !

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

I'm bringing only a sock.

Aryan Nation said...

I'm going to bring a real sock, not the ankle sock that Joey's bringing.

Aryan Nation said...

So who's going to be stripping besides Joey. Will we have a professional on hand to give Sam as real man-tease?

Bobe said...

james is tanned and ready to stand in for our asian friend if he gives out early...

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

Experience speaks over willingness. And that would lead us only to one man...a one George Randolph Elder (aka The Rubbermaid Man)

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

BlakeZ, Do you consider me professional?

Aryan Nation said...

That depends. Do you have costumes? Could you come as Officer Nasty?

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

Captain Nasty please

Aryan Nation said...

I'm interested to know what a Captain can do that an Officer can't....ok, maybe I'm not that interested.