Halo Fags
I need the help of the brethren.
No, I don't like video games, and the man friends of Charleston cling to them like we cling to fine brew. If I want to hang out with guys down here, Halo is my only option.
On Saturday Tennessee was play Georgia in football. Did the Charleston guys want to hang out, drink some brew, and watch football? Oh no, it was time to play Halo. Luckily, for me, I watched the game with my girly. I praise the Lord for her, and for all of you.
After the game was over, I came home and found the man friends of Charleston clinging to their passion. Those bastards had one tv, one VIDEO PROJECTOR, two x-boxes, a connection link, and eight controllers. They broke up into teams (after all of the furniture in my apartment was rearranged -- they even took pictures off the wall for the projection device). They played for hours -- long after the game was over. My roommate was the leader.
For whatever reason, I felt like I needed a shower after seeing that. I participated none-what-so-ever, and went right to bed.
What do you guys think? Am I being harsh, or are strange things a-brew in the City of Charleston?
8 comments:
sounds like a disease to me, although one could point out that a passion for college football is similarly viewed by some...you do need to get out of charleston.
Halo, the orgasmafication of society. (thanks george)
I'm all for a few games of Halo, but that is definitely over-freaking-kill.
I got 2 words for your roommates in regards to video games. John Lindsey. 'Nuff said.
Say what you will about "diseases" and "orgasmafications," but when you plasma grenade a good friend while you’re wielding a shotgun and a fully rechargeable overshield, all while running around a platform that is magically suspended in the sky… Well, I have two words for you… Cherry pie. It’s like cherry pie.
Disease + Orgasmafication of society = Cherry pie
See what I mean? Get me out of here!!
Its like cherry pie that gets you fired bc you eat it all the time and ignore your responsibilities in the real world. Is that the cherry pie you are referring to?
Or maybe its this cherry pie (my favorite)...
"She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face ten miles wide. Looks so good put a tear in your eye, sweet cherry pie."
I played with my brother and his room mate and we had three tvs and three xbox's so that no one could screen watch. It was awsome. I did realize that I was playing a little too much when I would close my eyes to go to bed and I would see the game. one day after the night shift I played and the sun was already up when I went to bed (that is never good). I must compliment them on the use of the projection screen. HUGE.
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