The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation
of a new 500-man elitefighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgla, Kentucky,
Mlssissippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off
into Iraq and have been given only the following
facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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