Wednesday, December 13, 2006

A question for Joseph Paul...

If...
Golf + Frisbees = Gay

Then...
Army + Paintballs = ?


... just wondering if I was going to need another rainbow for the Tacoma's bumber.

PS.... any of you boys game? I played this weekend and got hooked!

9 comments:

WigglyBiggly said...

Advanced dungeons and dragons is much better than regular dungeons and dragons.

Mark Wells said...

Who the hell is Joseph Paul and what does he have to do with the price of eggs in China?

Aryan Nation said...

I thought he set the price of tea in India. I'm lost.

Bobe said...

hey, our counter went past a thousand...

Bendowsky said...

And now the play, "Bob Sitting At His Desk In The Library:"

BOB, A red-haired, full-bodied grad student.

BOB: Nine-hundred ninety-seven.

-Bob reloads web page on computer-

BOB: Nine-hundred ninety-eight.

-Bob reloads web page on computer whilst scratching himself-

BOB: Nine-hundred ninety-nine.

-Bob gets up, walks over to the coffee machine, gets a cup of coffee, and goes back to his computer and reloads the web page on his computer-

BOB: I wonder when one-thousand will come!

-Bob reloads the web page-

BOB: -loudly- ONE-THOUSAND!!!!

THE END

Bobe said...

Hey Norwegian,
does "full-bodied" mean busty or fat? man, your play's verisimilitude made me shiver.

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

James, your play was astounding. Can we have Act 1, Scene 2 now?














I win.

CL80N said...

JPT: you did not answer the Q

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

Paintball's worthy. I like airsoft better. Especially in my ear