Thursday, April 05, 2007

Citation? Maybe.



The guys in the Trout Unlimited chapter chided me for not weighing the brook trout nor measuring it seeing that most thougth it could have been a citation. I thought it might be a little late since its head's been chopped off and gutted. However, I think it could have gone 2.5 pounds. I was fishing at a local pond, using a mepps spoon. After 10 minutes, I got him in. I guess I won't disgrace the fish by putting its picture on a citation website somewhere. I know a better way to honor this magnificient fish: We'll put him on a smoker, eat him, and after taking a dose of laxative, we'll crap in the pond so he'll return to his native waters.

9 comments:

Bobe said...

leave it to a redneck to eat the trophy fish...i bet that would be good smoked, though.

Bendowsky said...

Go for it Mac!

Mark Wells said...

NICE ONE!!

The Large Irishman said...

huh huh...baked turd.

Bobe said...

could I further point out that a post about smoking a fish by someone named "well-baked turd" is distinctly unappetizing. no more menu items, please.

Asiatic Wild Ass said...

I like the idea of natural cremation. Maybe we can do that with our beloved pet dogs. (would that mean we would have to turn and eat the turd?)

Aryan Nation said...

I'm pretty sure crapping in the pond would be another citation.

Hey Ryan, remember that time you had to run home to see a man about a horse and you didn't quite make it?

CL80N said...
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CL80N said...

dude, "well baked turd" is a pretty disgusting name.

fish is nice though.