A group of friends tipping a glass to good times and drinking life's cup dry
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Happy Turkey Day
I thought I'd wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving (or "Indian Eradication Day" if you're Native American). Hope everyone has safe travel and a whole bunch of women to cook for them. Later.
I would also like to wish you all a happy and nourishing Thanksgiving! As the health professional of this group, I would caution you to watch what you are eating this holiday season. Make sure you look at you food and know what it is before cramming it into your mouth. This should be repeated until your stomach and intestines become so distended that you would rather someone offer you a bullet than dessert. Take care and God bless.
I really hate that I have to see some strangers crack out the corner of my eye while reading about cramming my face with Thanksgiving dinner... that just aint right. I protest with great enthusiasm.
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I would also like to wish you all a happy and nourishing Thanksgiving! As the health professional of this group, I would caution you to watch what you are eating this holiday season. Make sure you look at you food and know what it is before cramming it into your mouth. This should be repeated until your stomach and intestines become so distended that you would rather someone offer you a bullet than dessert. Take care and God bless.
I really hate that I have to see some strangers crack out the corner of my eye while reading about cramming my face with Thanksgiving dinner... that just aint right. I protest with great enthusiasm.
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