I don't know if this is really any better than that ugly as sin dog thing, but its a start. Last year, we were at Ryan Mac's bachelor party at a house we'd rented on the river up by Walhalla. The caretaker was guy about our age who Ryan had known in highschool, but I forget his name. Anyway, this guy hung out with us all night, and he was quite a character. We were sitting around the campfire soaking up warmth and beer, when this guy says," Hey, I've got a tattoo on my butt, you wanna see it?" So we all say yes (it was pretty far into the night), and this guy whips his pants down and presents us with this little drawing. For those who can't read through the hair, it says, "Crack Kills," and has a helpful arrow designating the exact crack doing the killing. We all applauded the courage it took to let another man that close to your rear with a needle and he sat back down, very pleased with himself. I guess he decided we should have something to remember him by, because a minute later he came over to me and said, real quiet, "You want to take a picture of that?" I did, indeed, and in no time at all I was trying to focus my camera on a strange man's butt tattoo.
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